Смешная расшифровка аббревиатур

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ХОЛСТ - Художника Особый Лист Свёрнутый Трубкой
КРАСКИ - Картины Рисует Абстрактные Современный Классик Искусства
ОЗЕРО - Образование Зеркальное Естественное Рыбами Обжитое

ПРУД
СВИТОК
ЗАЯЦ
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ПРУД -Природная Речная Углубленная Долина
СВИТОК -Скрученая Витая Инструкция Торговцев Околевшими Кобылами
ЗАЯЦ -Зверь Алхимически Явно Ценный

ХИМИЯ
ФИЗИКА
ГНУС
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ХИМИЯ - Химерологическое Искусство Молекулярно Изучать Явь
ФИЗИКА - Фундаментальное Исследование Записей И Конспектов Архимеда
ГНУС - Гадкое Насекомое Укусами Сердящее

КЛЕЩ
ЯРИЛО
ТОМАТ
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КЛЕЩ -Кусающая Лесная Ерундовина Щелевая
ЯРИЛО -Явно Редкий Искусства Лапландии Образец
ТОМАТ -Такой Особенный Мандарин Американских Теплиц

ЯБЛОКО
СЛИВА
СЛОВО
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ЯБЛОКО - Яркое Ботаническое Лакомство Особенно Конями Обожаемое
СЛИВА - Сладкое Лакомство Известное Всем Абсолютно
СЛОВО - Сильное Логически Обоснованное Выступление Оратора

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ЗЕМЛЯ
ГРУША
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ТРАВА -Тонкие Растения Активно Выращиваемые Австралийцами
ЗЕМЛЯ -Зелени Еды Много Лежит Ядренеет
ГРУША -Гармоничное Растение Услада Шикарного Августа

ВИШНЯ
БАЗАР
КОМАР
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ВИШНЯ - Вкусное Искушение Шаровидностью Напоминающее Ягоду
БАЗАР - Безумный Ажиотаж Захватил Арабский Рынок
КОМАР - Кровь Он Мою Алчет Регулярно

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АРХИВ
ФОРУМ
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ПЧЕЛА -Пестиков Частый Едок Лакомого Алчущий
АРХИВ -Аналоговый Ресурс Хранения Информации Важной
ФОРУМ -Формат Общения Ролевиков Ужасно Мозговитых

МОЗГ
УЖАС
СТРАХ
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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МОЗГ - Мной Обедает Зомби Голодный
УЖАС - Удивительно Жуткий Абсолютный Страх
СТРАХ - Состояние Тела Разогнанное Адреналиновым Хаосом

ЗОМБИ
ХАОС
ЛИСА
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ЗОМБИ -Злые Отвратительные Мозгоеды Бродящие Инертно
ХАОС -Характер Активного Общения Случайностей
ЛИСА -Лесная Интересующаяся Сусликами Авантюристка

ВОЛК
СЛОН
МАРС
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ВОЛК - Великая Опасность Любителям Капусты
СЛОН - Слабее Ладьи Он Немного
МАРС - Молочный Аппетитный Родственник Сникерса

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МОРЖ
КАЗАК
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ВЕНЕРА -В Ее Небе Едва Распостранен Азот
МОРЖ -Морозу Он Рад Жутко
КАЗАК -Как Андед Захотел Ачивку Крутую

УСПЕХ
ПЛУТОН
ТОН
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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УСПЕХ - Удачное Свершение Планов Есть Хорошо!
ПЛУТОН - Планета Ледяная У Теневых Окраин Нептуна
ТОН - Тончайшая Окраска Настроения

ФУНДУК
ОРЕХ
ЮПИТЕР
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ФУНДУК - Фермерское Угощение Наполненное Деликатесной Устойчивой Косточкой
ОРЕХ -Обезьяна Разбить Его Хочет
ЮПИТЕР - Юноны Партнер И Твердыня Единого Рима

ОБЛАКО
ТАБАК
ЖУК
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ОБЛАКО - Оно Бежит Легко Атмосферный Купол Обнимая
ТАБАК - Трава Аборигенов Большой Америки Курительная
ЖУК - Жужжащий Усатый Кусака

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СЮРТУК
ФАРГО
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ТУЧА -Темная Удручающая Часть Атмосферы
СЮРТУК - Суровых Юристов Рабочий Талийно Узкий Костюм
ФАРГО -Фраг Американских Рейнджеров Готовых Огрести
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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БАЗУКА
КОМП
ТРАУР
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БАЗУКА -Бумкающий Артилерийский Заплечный Уничтожитель Конструкций Адских
КОМП -Компактный Ограничитель Ментальных Предпочтений
ТРАУР -Темные Развевающиеся Атрибуты Уничтожения Радости

ЕДА
ДЕЛО
ГОВОР
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ЕДА - Естественное Действо Аппетитное
ДЕЛО - Действо Едока Ложку Облизывающего
ГОВОР - Грамоты Околесица В Окраинных Регионах

КОЛ
СВЕЧА
МУСОР
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КОЛ -Круглогодичная Оценка Лентяя
СВЕЧА -Светит Всегда, Есть Часто Ароматы
МУСОР - Мерзкие Ужасно Старые Ошметки Рассыпаные

СТАРИК
МОРЕ
РЫБА
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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СТАРИК - Седовласый Творец Аутентичных Романтичных Историй Колоритных
МОРЕ - Меньше Океана Рыб Епархия
РЫБА - Рыбаки Ыспарты Боятся Актиний

ПОЛЁТ
ГНЕЗДО
КУКУШКА
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ПОЛЁТ -Парение Очень Легких Емких Тел
ГНЕЗДО -Глубокий Насиженный Единственный Заячий Дом Отдыха
КУКУШКА -Квочка Ушлая Которая Ухает Шалопаев К Активистам

ШАБЛОН
ШЛАНГ
ПАСТОР
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ШАБЛОН - Штатный Алгоритм Бухгалтерских Лекал Отчётности Налоговой
ШЛАНГ - Широкий Леечный Аппарат Натянутый Грубо
ПАСТОР - Проповедник Абсолютного Слова Творца, Освящённый Религией

ЛЕЙКА
ГУБКА
АИСТ
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ЛЕЙКА -Льющий Елейный Йогурт Конический Аппарат
ГУБКА -Глупо Улыбается Боб Кроша Азоллу
АИСТ -Артист И Стоик Тонкий

ПАРТА
АУЛ
КИОТО
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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ПАРТА - Пеналов Ареал, Ручек, Тетрадей, Алгебры
АУЛ - Апартаменты Узбекских Лапотников
КИОТО - Культурное Исследование Обыкновенных Токийских ОЯШей

ОСАКА
ДЮНА
КВАРЦ
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