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Тут же на стол плюхнулась акула.
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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Круэлла дёрнулась, акула увидела её и испуганно прикрылась плавниками, а Врунгель взял вилку и ткнул акулу в хвост.
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Круэлла, все еще державшая зонтик, замахнулась и огрела этим зонтиком акулу
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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Но так как акула дёрнулась из-за воткнутой в хвост вилки, зонтик попал по лицу Христофора Бонифатьевича. Трубка жалобно выпала из его рта.
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-Какой пердимонокль,- сказала Круэлла,- Надеюсь трубка была не очень дорогая?
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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- Не дороже вашего зонтика, мадам, - Врунгель отряхнул трубку и снова попытался наколоть акулу на вилку.
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Акула вывернулась и посмотрела капитану прямо в глаза.
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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- Ладно, плыви, красавица, - растрогался Врунгель и, подхватив акулу за плавники, вышвырнул её в окно.
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Акуля плюхнулась прямо на мокрую мостовую
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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Акуле пристальное внимание котов очень не понравилось и она ударила по воде хвостом
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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Круэлла, наблюдающая всю эту сцену сверху, только вздохнула
-Все равно тощие и облезлые были
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamor.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.”
T Pratchett. Lords and Ladies

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